Description

The characteristics that make it easy to spot a douchebag... or worse, how to tell if you're a douchebag.

Tuesday 20 September 2011

Hella

Word of the Day:

hella 
definition: a word used to describe when something is in abundance.
synonyms:  very, really
examples: It is hella hot.
               That girl was hella fine.
               I am hella stupid.

Thursday 8 September 2011

I'm Too Sexy

The famous myspace pic. Or I guess now it would be facebook. I really should do a quick check of my own profiles before posting this, but 'heal thyself' and all that. If you need to take a picture of yourself in the mirror because no one else will take a picture of you, you're probably a douchebag or, at least, doing something douchey. And if you posted it on your page, definitely a douche. Or you have no friends. Either way: sad.

Extra points for:

- duckface
- public bathrooms (double points if you left the table at a restaurant)
- absence of a shirt
- flexing
- photoshopping a crappy camera phone pic




Sexy, boys. Real sexy.